Potty Frequency Derivative

Potty Frequency Derivative

Science of Parenthood - Potty Frequency Derivative

A child will only have to pee after the show has started and you are dead center of the row.

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  1. Or after you sit down for dinner, or when you are on the road with no bathroom in sight for 50+ miles, . . . . . . :-)
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  2. Also, if you have multiple offspring, they will time their emergencies to NEVER occur at the same time, causing people siting between you and sweet pee-freedom to not-so-silently plan your demise.
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  3. This also applies to husbands over 40.
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  4. And church. This happens in church, too. Right at the beginning of the sermon.
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