How to wear fall’s hottest trends: Capes, Go-go boots, long gloves, notice-me red and over-the-top faux fur!
Let’s start with what is undeniably the fall’s hottest fashion trend: CAPES!! Lush, vast, flowing swaths of fabric, that jsut beg to get dragged through the closest sippy cup spill. Good luck changing a diaper in the backseat of your car wearing one of these. But who cares!?! You look AMAAAAAAZING.
Here’s something we haven’t seen in AAAAAGES! Hello, Gorgeous! Really, LONG GLOVES make perfect sense for moms. That is a LOT of length you can wipe under a runny nose. Three kids under Five? with raging sinus infections? Pfffffffft. Please. You got this, baby!
Go Go Boots
If you thought ridonk stiletto boots were going anywhere, THINK AGAIN! Who was made for walking?? YOU in these H.O.T. go-go boots! I know you’ll agree these are on every mom’s must-have list for fall. Chasing toddlers has never been such a work out! Nothing engages the core like precariously tip-toeing at high speed around a wood-chip covered playscape.
While we are accessorizing, grab those over-sized, white-framed GORG sunglasses from this summer, those are still on-trend! BONUS: This big boys hide all manner of dark under-eye circles.
The next fashionable mom must-have is FAUX FUR and LOOOOADS of it. It should in no way look real. It should be thick, chunky and color-saturated, which brings me to …
The color du jour: Notice-me red! O.M.G. this whole ensemble, head to toe, in bright, eye-catching, traffic-stopping, flaming hot, RED. EV. RY. WHERE.
Guuurl, you look FIERCE! You look …
My gawd! You look …
Awwwww, shit. Well, you’ll be super popular with the under-four set. And maybe you’ll score a few birthday party gigs!